The One Where I Question My Friend's Sanity
- Jake: What are you gonna do? I think you should dry hump something.
- Jake: Do they have a toddler playground? Wait, that's Northgate.
- Me: Lmao. Please tell me those two thought processes are unrelated.
- Jake: Huh? oh. Suuuuuuuurrreee they are.
- Jake: Provided I'm multithreaded.
